DAM Buys Cow, Milk Still Not Free

Dale Anderson Masonry has officially retained consultant and ne'er do well Karl Zarling as Operations Manager. VP Paul Anderson was concise in stating, "You know the old saying, why buy the cow when the horse is...you know what I mean."

Zarling has consulted with DAM for 8+ years as a technology adviser and marketer, and expressed his satisfaction at finally being "...made into an honest woman, or whatever."

Karl could not be reached for comment regarding comparisons of himself to a cow. He may be reached here to discuss DAM projects, or tired idioms and metaphors. Find out more things Zarling by clicking here . ~ by Karl Zarling

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